But, oh well, it's all cleared up now and a few others are working to help me 'act normal' I suppose… In all honesty, all though I appreciate their help, I don't think it's going to work…
10: When Yulii enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
9: When Yulii sends in her taxes, she sends blank forms and includes only a picture of herself, crouched and ready to attack. Yulii has not had to pay taxes, ever.
8: Yulii can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to her nipples.
7: A man once taunted Yulii with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Yulii proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
6: Everybody loves Raymond. Except Yulii.
5: If you spell Yulii wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Yulii?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
4: When Yulii is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
3: Yulii trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
2: Yulii is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
1: Yulii invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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